With
its many twists, Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever
doesnt hit mark
The latest action movie featuring
Lucy Liu and Antonio Banderas has stunning explosions
but a weak, convoluted plot line.
By Taylor Gibbons
Skiff Staff
The title of Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever is
really only half accurate. While the movie has more
than enough bullets, fire, car crashes and pugilism
to justify calling itself Ballistic, the
Ecks vs. Sever is a bit of a misnomer.
While it may feature a character named Ecks and a character
named Sever and even a couple of fights between
these two characters it doesnt really center
on their conflict. When you consider the actual plotline
of the movie, however, its easy to see why Franchise
Pictures decided to try to sell it as a two-hour showcase
of Antonio Banderas and Lucy Liu (who portray Ecks and
Sever, respectively) beating the crap out of each other
rather than as what it really is.
So what is it, really? Put simply, a classic example
of style coming before substance. Ecks vs. Sever
serves up a smorgasbord of gunplay, martial arts and
50-foot explosions set to a pulsating techno soundtrack.
This is all well and good until you try figure exactly
what is going on. Herein lies the movies weakness.
Somewhere underneath all the eye candy is a thin, convoluted
plotline that would probably find itself more at home
in a TV movie.
The movie opens with the dramatic capture of the son
of a government big-wheel by Lius character. Elsewhere,
the big-wheel (Gant, played by Gregg Henry) has a flunky
kill himself for allowing this to happen, thereby establishing
himself as the villain with all the subtlety and understatement
of a brick to the temple.
In yet another locale, haggard former FBI agent Jeremiah
Ecks is asked by his former supervisor Julio Martin
(Miguel Sandoval) to return to the fold for one last
mission in exchange for information about his missing
wife. Ecks takes the mission, which sends him in pursuit
of the mysterious Sever. From there, things go downhill.
It seems that for every bullet fired, the filmmakers
deemed it necessary to throw in yet another stupid plot
twist. By the time the movie is over the story is a
confusing, forgettable mess that will challenge the
ability of even avid action fans to suspend their sense
of disbelief.
Despite its remarkable deficiencies in story, Ballistic:
Ecks vs. Sever remains a watchable movie thanks
in no small part to its cast. Liu isnt given a
lot to do as Sever with the exception of firing off
an occasional monotoned one-liner, but she does so capably
and its a blast watching her beat up people. Equally
fun is Banderas as the hard-drinking, chain-smoking,
perpetually trench-coated Ecks.
Although this undoubtedly is Banderas and Lius
movie, a few supporting cast members also manage to
make their mark. Ray Park, who appears here in his first
major role without heavy makeup, delivers his lines
in a rather sedate fashion. He more than earns his keep,
however, with an impressive martial arts sequence that
admirably showcases the talents he first displayed as
Darth Maul. Henry is regrettably nothing special as
the movies cornball villain, Gant; although I
really have to give Henry credit for expanding his repertoire
of facial expressions from just a sneer at the beginning
of the movie to a sneer, a smirk and a scowl toward
the end.
Should you see Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever?
That depends. If you like a good fight scene followed
by a cool explosion, then by all means, see it. However,
if you like to have a half-way believable reason as
to why any of these things are happening, you might
be better off passing this movie by.
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Special
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Lucy
Liu (left) and Antonio Banderas (right) star in
Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever.
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