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Friday,
April 23, 2004 |
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The
best of times, the worst of times
The
end of semester prompts yays and nays
Cheers:
To our wonderful readers who pick up the Skiff every day.
Jeers: To classes we fall asleep in on a regular basis.
Cheers: To the end of classes we fall asleep in on a regular
basis.
Jeers: To long, boring graduation ceremonies.
Cheers: To our editor in chief making several critical
assertions in his final column that we recommend every
Bush-supporter read.
Jeers: To all of our senior friends graduating.
Cheers: To professors who make finals optional.
Jeers: To still not being able to register for needed
classes.
Cheers: To being so close to the end of college.
Jeers: To being so far away from the end of college.
Cheers: To our administration for vowing not to censor
the Skiff.
Jeers: To Baylor University’s administration, which
censored the school’s paper.
Cheers: To finally graduating (some of us).
Jeers: To having to find a job.
Cheers: To getting to enjoy TCU for five full years.
Jeers: To never writing another story for the Skiff.
Cheers: To the Lady Frogs basketball team for making it
to the NCAA Tournament for the fourth time.
Jeers: To poor attendance at athletic events.
Cheers: Finally sticking with one major for more than
a year.
Jeers: To having many worthless text-books the bookstore
won’t buy back.
Cheers: To getting a social life back.
Jeers: To friends going home for the summer.
Cheers: To our columnists who keep the opinion page interesting.
Jeers: To still having no plans to start a softball team.
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