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Tuesday,
February 10, 2004 |
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What
we love, what we hate
Random
things that make us happy — or unhappy
Cheers:
To our readers who have taken the time to write us
letters to the editor. Keep your letters of praise —
especially praise — scorn and ridicule coming.
Jeers: To superstitious people who get all worked
up over Friday the 13th (the day, not the movie.) That
kind of thinking is bad luck! (Irony intended.)
Cheers: “Monster” and “Big Fish”
being awesome movies!
Jeers: People who leave restaurants with both credit card
receipt slips
Cheers: First dates!
Jeers: Canceling the baseball game on Friday due
to “cold weather.”
Cheers: The slim hope of another “Ice Days”
Jeers: To President Bush
Cheers: The Pub!
Jeers: For working all weekend
Cheers: Presents for Valentine’s Day
Jeers: $7 margaritas at El Fenix
Cheers: For staying out late and sleeping the morning
away
Jeers: For staying out late and having to wake
up for class
Cheers: To being single and therefore exempt from
the vagrant mockery of love that is Valentine’s Day
Jeers: To the tuition increase and only getting
the same amount of scholarship money next year
Cheers: Finally being close to graduation after
... too many years
Jeers: NFL Hall of Fame leaving out the Dallas
Cowboys
Cheers: $2 bellinis at Macaroni Grill
Jeers: Not having enough money... ever
Cheers: Three days until pitchers and catchers
report for spring training and the official start of the
new baseball season
Jeers: To being dumped and miserable for weeks
Cheers: For sarcasm and cynicism
Jeers: The first round of tests
Cheers: To leading an examined life
Jeers: For ex-girlfriends mysteriously showing
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